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Lys
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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky |
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sens
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 Кстати, верная идея или , как минимум, образец правильного отношения ко многим темам про несчастную любовь на нашем форуме
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ой,мам Вер,как хочется быть красивой.Иду я по улице,а все ребята оборачиваются.
А те,которые послабее так и падают,падают,падают и сами собой в штабеля укладываются |
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Pain
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| Добавлено: Пт, 28 Янв 2005 18:43:04 +0000 Заголовок сообщения: Re: как надо расставаться... |
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| Lys писал(а): | A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
In a week she sent him all the pile back saying…"Dear Ricky, I changed my mind. Please, keep the whole pile, my own included… And never forget who f***ed you.
PS: If you go on working on the quantity you will never achieve the quality…
Best wishes,
Your nightmare."
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Карлсон
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Откуда: сами мы не местные
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| Pain писал(а): | | Lys писал(а): | A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
In a week she sent him all the pile back saying…"Dear Ricky, I changed my mind. Please, keep the whole pile, my own included… And never forget who f***ed you.
PS: If you go on working on the quantity you will never achieve the quality…
Best wishes,
Your nightmare."
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Ай да язва!
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Same shit, different day.
Работать не прёт ваааще... |
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Pain
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| Добавлено: Пн, 31 Янв 2005 09:55:42 +0000 Заголовок сообщения: Re: как надо расставаться... |
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| Карлсон писал(а): | | Pain писал(а): | | Lys писал(а): | A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
In a week she sent him all the pile back saying…"Dear Ricky, I changed my mind. Please, keep the whole pile, my own included… And never forget who f***ed you.
PS: If you go on working on the quantity you will never achieve the quality…
Best wishes,
Your nightmare."
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Ай да язва! |
Yes, sometimes...
That's not a big deal.  |
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sens
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читать следует по вертикали по пеавым буквам каждой строчки
Последнее письмо, не жду ответа.
Оревуар, мой гений красоты.
Шутя, разбит хрустальный мир поэта,
Любовь мертва, карету мне, карету !!!
Апплодисменты, занавес, цветы...
Не надо лишних слов и слез впридачу.
Аминь, прозрел, теперь неуязвим.
Холодной лжи взамен любви на сдачу
Уж не хочу, адье, мой друг, удачи...
И дай Вам Бог любимой быть другим.
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ой,мам Вер,как хочется быть красивой.Иду я по улице,а все ребята оборачиваются.
А те,которые послабее так и падают,падают,падают и сами собой в штабеля укладываются |
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